So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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