Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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