Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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