I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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