After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He did a backflip because drugs
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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