I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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