haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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