do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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