How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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