On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
