I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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