Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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