i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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