There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
