have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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