bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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