Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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