he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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