Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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