Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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