is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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