I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
