Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
