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FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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