just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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