This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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You. Win. At. Life.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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