I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
i believe in u and ur pee
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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