I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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