No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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