he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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