Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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