I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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