Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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