She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
