i jhust puked up my retainher.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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