Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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