It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
All I want is dick and wine.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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