Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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