Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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