Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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