Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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