so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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