I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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