just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
