Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize