Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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