I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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