4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Also, beer. Big fan.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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