brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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