I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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