Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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