Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
