You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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