yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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