with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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