This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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