: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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